school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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