Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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