Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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