the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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