Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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