whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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