Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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