Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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