so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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