How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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