was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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