this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
