oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I have demons in me.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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