I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
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you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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