i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
it's like heaven, but drunker
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
