She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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