I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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