i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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