M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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