Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Farmville is her only friend.
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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