i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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