shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Fuck appropriateness.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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