They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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