So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.