ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.