it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.