Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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