so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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