I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
that may or may not have been my penis.
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