hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
i believe in u and ur pee
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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