Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
