we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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