Sponge bath it is.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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