Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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