its not stalking. its research.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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