Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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