Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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