if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
