Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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