are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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