im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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