i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
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