If i come over, it means nothing
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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