I wanna passion pit in your ass
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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