Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I don't deserve a penis
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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