I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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