Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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