Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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