Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I need a burrito and a hug.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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