and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
hell yes lets make some ravioli
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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