Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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