Non-Jews are for practice
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
You did what with his pubic hair?
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