dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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