1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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