I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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