I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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