awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Drake has all the answers
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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