That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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