I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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