Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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